CDC TEST DRIVE: Green Team
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hellodeadpeopleA.)
[ Waking up in weird and lethal places isn't that new to Jack, least of all since she met Shepard and took suicide missions as more of an off and on hobby than something to be visited when really bored or really drunk.
She'd have to say, though, this place is one for an eyebrow lift. Not the strangest or freakiest place she's been (fuck the Collectors base, fuck it with an acid soak rake), but walking, firebreathing mountains and natives bigger than a Krogan? Yeah, that's worth at least giving a low whistle when she pops in from just watching the sky light up with color and the Reapers falling still. Which also means, hey, better grab some souveniers before they get melted. Jack's going through one of the abandoned cities, picking through what's left and pack it away in whatever cloth she can tie up into some sort of satchel. There's a few eggs here, somethings that could be food, some others that could get turned into a weapon. Decent haul. Not great, but decent. ]
Fucking nightmare fuel in this place... [ Jack's muttering as she stares up at one of the creepy as hell statue things. She's just be chilling here for a bit with all her salvage, taking a breather before she moves on. ] No wonder they're getting wiped off the face of the galaxy. I wouldn't let that kind of terrible taste live either.
B.)
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
has anyone tried to ride those fuckers?
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
like pull some jack and the bean stalk shit and climb the assholes
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
cause, look, if we're gonna get fried or stomped on or whatever by walking mountains then i for one wanna look badass in the process. anyone coming with?
[ Waking up in weird and lethal places isn't that new to Jack, least of all since she met Shepard and took suicide missions as more of an off and on hobby than something to be visited when really bored or really drunk.
She'd have to say, though, this place is one for an eyebrow lift. Not the strangest or freakiest place she's been (fuck the Collectors base, fuck it with an acid soak rake), but walking, firebreathing mountains and natives bigger than a Krogan? Yeah, that's worth at least giving a low whistle when she pops in from just watching the sky light up with color and the Reapers falling still. Which also means, hey, better grab some souveniers before they get melted. Jack's going through one of the abandoned cities, picking through what's left and pack it away in whatever cloth she can tie up into some sort of satchel. There's a few eggs here, somethings that could be food, some others that could get turned into a weapon. Decent haul. Not great, but decent. ]
Fucking nightmare fuel in this place... [ Jack's muttering as she stares up at one of the creepy as hell statue things. She's just be chilling here for a bit with all her salvage, taking a breather before she moves on. ] No wonder they're getting wiped off the face of the galaxy. I wouldn't let that kind of terrible taste live either.
B.)
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
has anyone tried to ride those fuckers?
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
like pull some jack and the bean stalk shit and climb the assholes
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
cause, look, if we're gonna get fried or stomped on or whatever by walking mountains then i for one wanna look badass in the process. anyone coming with?
Someone set out the Normandy snacks
Date: 2014-06-11 07:09 am (UTC)Had to ask. No way I could pass up on the joke with it right there in front of me.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Especially because I have no idea how you ride a bean stalk. Or climb them.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
You know you can avoid them, yeah?
baww
Date: 2014-06-11 07:13 am (UTC)yeah, i realize. and if i were some wuss turian that's afraid of some pissed off boulder, i would
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
see me when you grow a pair. until then, want a souvenir from the top?
:D (also the Thane just went to bed, but I have no doubt she'll tag again tomorrow)
Date: 2014-06-11 07:20 am (UTC)Yeah, sorry, this 'wuss' is a little concerned about the safety of his whole damn homeworld if he falls off.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Add to that my people aren't the most agile when it comes to climbing, and I'll keep my feet on the ground and shoot at the things if they come near, thanks.
(no worries! i'm probably going to be passing out soon too ;; )
Date: 2014-06-11 07:33 am (UTC)we've got reapers swarming everyone's whole damn homeworld back in our galaxy. these people aren't your planet's biggest problem
FROM: subject.zero@cdc.org
figuring out how to get off this rock and back to shepard is.
[ maybe she has some legitimate, serious concerns about this whole affair. but scaling dragon-mountains was more fun to mass text about. ]
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Date: 2014-06-11 07:46 am (UTC)Fuck. You haven't gotten any of the briefing yet, have you.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
If you find a way out, better share. But by the looks of it, death's the only path right now.